Pop quiz for all of you potential police recruits. You encounter a toy horse adjacent to the local elementary school. Do you:
a) Attempt to find the little girl that is clearly distraught at losing her pony?
b) Pretend not to notice and go for a doughnut?
c) Call in the bomb squad and vaporize the potential “pony of mass destruction”?
If you picked c, the Orlando PD would love to hear from you.
There are folks that collect Star Wars toys, and then there is this guy. Just go look at the pictures. DO IT NOW!
Where is the NRA when we need them? Someone needs to stand up for Little Billy’s simulated second ammendment rights and bring back the snub nose .38 (for kids).
Remote controlled boats are cool. Remote controlled battleships armed with CO2 powered cannons that shoot BBs and attempt to sink each other, that’s a whole new level of awesome. Meet the Western Warship Combat Club. These guys have the best RC hobby ever. As they describe themselves:
Never heard of robotic warship combat? We build 1/144 scale model warships (WWI and WWII vintages), use balsa wood for armor, arm them with CO2-powered cannons that fire BBs or ball bearings, and go to a lake and try to sink each other.
I must find a way to smuggle one of these into Legoland and initiate a tiny bombardment.
I know that cigarettes cause all sorts of health problems (I think they make Dr. Koop die or something like that). But I can’t help but want to run down to my local drug store and stock up. This is the first time I’ve felt good about Transformers since some idiot decided Shia LaBeouf was a reasonable substitute for a real actor. God I hate that guy.
The Bible is full of fascinating stories.
Like the one where God where sends 2 bears to kill 40 children for calling an old man ‘baldy’ (it’s in 2nd Kings)
Also, the Bible is full of pages upon pages of incredibly dull text, Luckily the people at http://www.thebricktestament.com illustrated the best parts of the Bible for us… with legos
like this lovely story from Genesis about family values:
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