Nothing says, “Hey, I have a lot of disposable income from not dating,” like a full suit of leather motorcycle armor designed to look like a storm trooper. This is what it would be like if the 501st went to Top Gun. Check out the awesomeness
This is easily the worst Star Wars product ever. Actually, it’s the worst candy ever too. Excuse me while I go and try to unsee this.
This is yet another reason to not mess with Darth Vader.
There are folks that collect Star Wars toys, and then there is this guy. Just go look at the pictures. DO IT NOW!
Darth Vader held up a Long Island bank the other day. I, for one, salute his dorktacular commitment. Full story.
I feel like we need to step up to dork level a bit. Here’s my humble attempt at a more pronounced geekery for a Thursday.
Cracked.com has been doing a fine series of photoshop contests lately. I’m partial to the series If History’s Greatest Minds Lived In The Modern World. Check out the facebook exchange between Newton and Pascal. “Shut up Joule!”
I’m going to get a Lawn Jawa. A friend rightly pointed out, “if you don’t get this for your yard then i don’t know you at all”
Ben doesn’t know it yet, but he’s getting Mad Scientist Blocks for Christmas. I think my favorite one is “K is for Potassium”. You bet it is!
There’s a little part of me that has always hated the ewoks. They were the festering boil on the neck of what was otherwise a solid conclusion to the original trilogy. Now, at long last, they have redeemed themselves in at least a small part. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you drunken ewoks moonwalking and humping Al Roker’s leg!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ0S0BUE0zg
Once in a while I come across something that can only be considered brilliant. Stormtroopers 365 definitely falls in that category. The guy is a talented photographer and has chosen an amazing subject for a daily photo project: stormtrooper action figures on adventures. You can see how these are going to be great. Check out the collection to date and sign up for the daily email. DO IT NOW!
Trooping in the rain
Hopscotch
Danger is everywhere
It’s amazing when even the icing people are embarrassed to be involved with a cake. Or it could just be the nauseating interspecies sexual tension between a princess in a gold bikini and a big naked worm with no obvious genitals. Tough to say.
I never thought I’d see an officially sanctioned Star Wars production that would crap on my childhood more than the last three movies. I was so very wrong. Disneyworld thought it would be fun to turn Star Wars into a dance production. I haven’t seen anything this poorly conceived since somebody decided Carrie Fisher was plenty sober enough to sing the Life Day song. Sigh
Be sure to watch long enough to see Darth Vader bust out the Hammer Dance.
