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	<title>Please Wash Hands &#187; Santa</title>
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		<title>Mommy, Santa smells like gin</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a magical time of year when mall managers across our great nation head out into the streets to scour our homeless population for appropriately bushy white beards in, what has come to be known as, the &#8220;Great Mall Santa Round-up&#8221;.  Sketchy Santas is the chronicle of our national obsession with putting terrified children [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a magical time of year when mall managers across our great nation head out into the streets to scour our homeless population for appropriately bushy white beards in, what has come to be known as, the &#8220;Great Mall Santa Round-up&#8221;.  <a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com">Sketchy Santas</a> is the chronicle of our national obsession with putting terrified children on some stranger&#8217;s lap.  This site is just fantastic.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com"><img class="alignnone" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__N70qf6G94U/SyAdRsuBseI/AAAAAAAAARE/BXSAQ-G0Qow/s320/Pam.jpg" alt="" width="237" height="320" /></a> <a href="http://www.sketchysantas.com"><img class="alignnone" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__N70qf6G94U/Sx6nDk0oIUI/AAAAAAAAAP8/qZgPwfgDaNw/s320/tommy.jpg" alt="" width="253" height="320" /></a></p>
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