I took a peek in my spam folder this morning and there’s some great stuff in there. The spammers seem to have cornered the market on hyperbole and euphamisms. A selection of the awesomeness:
- Get real mofo in pants – I’m not sure if this is a good thing. Is the mofo in my pants with me, or did they take my pants?
- Make you man’s carrot grow – Spam has moved into the lucrative agribusiness sector. I wonder if they can make your man’s wheat and soy beans grow.
- Make your love rod strong like a buffalo and ram her good – The love rods used to roam in mighty waves across the plains. Only now are their herds recovering.
These next ones make no real sense:
- Followed by bacterial infections? Try Amoxicillin. – Where the hell did this one come from?
- Emma Watson got fungi - What does this even mean?!?
- Where’s Stan? – No idea. I miss him.
Here’s College Humor’s take on if spammers wrote the Cialis commercial.
The cop, the dude, and I are all uncomfortable about this one.
for this amazing headline
