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Ok fellahs, we’re busting out. Ling Ling, you do something cute to distract the guards. Try rolling around or holding something with both paws. Paco, you’re gonna take out the door. Let’s do this thing people!
Japan has finally decided to focus it’s efficient manufacturing expertise on the critical issue of manufacturing more Japanese. Much like the gentle panda, the Japanese citizenry is facing a problem of negative population growth (the scientific name for Panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, means “YOU WANT ME TO PUT WHAT WHERE?!? I’m gonna go eat bamboo.”). You need at least an average birth rate of 2 per family to keep the ball rolling and Japan is hovering about 1.34. Eventually, you end up with one incredibly lonely Japanese guy in charge of most of the world’s electronics and car production.
Canon Corp is stepping in with a solution for it’s employees. Dubbed the “Hey Stupid, if you’re in the office 12 hours a day it doesn’t leave much time to knock up the missus” plan, they’re sending employees home at 5:30 twice a week to encourage sweet sweet lovemaking. Well done, Canon. At this rate, you should have whole new crops of workers to grind into an early grave. Here’s the full story.
Leave work early to have sex, Canon tells Japanese workers
JAPANESE electronics giants Canon are allowing staff to leave work early twice a week – to go home and make love. [full story]
