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	<title>Please Wash Hands &#187; News Fail</title>
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		<title>Keep F*@%&#8217;ing that chicken</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/09/keep-fing-that-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tragically lame]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is never wise to huff paint before a live newscast.  Keep f&#8217;ing that chicken indeed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is never wise to huff paint before a live newscast.  Keep f&#8217;ing that chicken indeed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w">www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w</a></p>
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		<title>Play him off, Keyboard Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This made me giggle&#8230;a lot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6U_5qEE0Y]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This made me giggle&#8230;a lot.</p>
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		<title>Hey, Alanis! Now this is ironic&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/hey-alanis-now-this-is-ironic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Injury]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a helpful tip for all of you out there.   If you start a TV station in New York dedicated to eliminating the negative stereotypes about Muslims, you should try to avoid cutting your wife&#8217;s head off.  That&#8217;s one to grow on. Founder of Islamic TV station accused of beheading wife NEW YORK (CNN) &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a helpful tip for all of you out there.   If you start a TV station in New York dedicated to eliminating the negative stereotypes about Muslims, you should try to avoid cutting your wife&#8217;s head off.  That&#8217;s one to grow on.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/index.html">Founder of Islamic TV station accused of beheading wife</a></strong><br />
<strong>NEW YORK (CNN)</strong> &#8211; The founder of an upstate New York TV station aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has been arrested on suspicion of killing his wife, who was beheaded, authorities said.  [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/index.html">full story</a>]</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Thank you Canada</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/thank-you-canada/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 05:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tragically lame]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[for this amazing headline  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>for this amazing headline</p>
<p> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/prince-edward-island/story/2009/02/04/pe-nspei-storm.html?ref=rss"><img class="alignnone" title="PENIS" src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c397/wileydude/Picture1-3.png" alt="" width="607" height="590" /></a></p>
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		<title>Look out for this suspect</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/look-out-for-this-suspect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
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