Please Wash Hands » kids http://www.pleasewashhands.com We waste time online so you don't have to Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:17:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 That poor poor goat http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/that-poor-poor-goat/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/that-poor-poor-goat/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:39:20 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=989 I Hate My Parents is a fantastic site dedicated to the photos that will traumatize kids in later life.  Here’s a little sample.  Billy is a bad word unscrambler.

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/that-poor-poor-goat/feed/ 0 You can’t be friends with a computer! http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/12/you-cant-be-friends-with-a-computer/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/12/you-cant-be-friends-with-a-computer/#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:30:05 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=890 There are a number of things that scare me about this video:

  • Colby the computer should not be operating an unlicensed daycare.  Did anyone even bother to check if he’s on any sort of registry?
  • These kids all grew up to form the core of the Republican National Committee and Fox News.
  • Suspenders

I could be wrong, but I think this isn’t the original editing.  Enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNtVF_xbcmU

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http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com showcases them so we can all collectively slap our foreheads, and laugh

 

 

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/05/why-the-fuck-do-you-have-a-kid/feed/ 0 Kids (much like the clinically insane) say the darndest things http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/03/kids-much-like-the-clinically-insane-say-the-darndest-things/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/03/kids-much-like-the-clinically-insane-say-the-darndest-things/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:13:20 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=544 I really like this one.  Tiny Art Director is the result of a collaboration between an artist and his three year old daughter.  She sets the theme and then reviews the final product.  This is a good reminder for any of you that have forgotten that having young children is a lot like letting an angry drunken midget live in your house.  A sample:

Duck Biting Dinosaur

The Brief: A dinosaur eating a baby, like last time
Artist Negotiation: How about something other than a dinosaur?
The Brief, Revised: A duck. A duck biting a dinosaur’s tail.
The Critique: I want a goat and a piggie
Job Status: Rejected

 

 

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/is-this-real-life/feed/ 2 someone ask for a video of a kid stuck in a crane machine? http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/someone-ask-for-a-video-of-a-kid-stuck-in-a-crane-machine/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/someone-ask-for-a-video-of-a-kid-stuck-in-a-crane-machine/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:26:23 +0000 Wiley http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=151 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dak0lxspHiw

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