Maybe if America learns to do this we can get out of the recession
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finally a post about poo that is not about green poo! lets see the odd search results start now!
Sing it with me
we are the children
ok, thats all I know, luckily, this talented folks learned the whole song for our enjoyment
Japan has finally decided to focus it’s efficient manufacturing expertise on the critical issue of manufacturing more Japanese. Much like the gentle panda, the Japanese citizenry is facing a problem of negative population growth (the scientific name for Panda, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, means “YOU WANT ME TO PUT WHAT WHERE?!? I’m gonna go eat bamboo.”). You need at least an average birth rate of 2 per family to keep the ball rolling and Japan is hovering about 1.34. Eventually, you end up with one incredibly lonely Japanese guy in charge of most of the world’s electronics and car production.
Canon Corp is stepping in with a solution for it’s employees. Dubbed the “Hey Stupid, if you’re in the office 12 hours a day it doesn’t leave much time to knock up the missus” plan, they’re sending employees home at 5:30 twice a week to encourage sweet sweet lovemaking. Well done, Canon. At this rate, you should have whole new crops of workers to grind into an early grave. Here’s the full story.
Leave work early to have sex, Canon tells Japanese workers
JAPANESE electronics giants Canon are allowing staff to leave work early twice a week – to go home and make love. [full story]
We must all immediately travel to Japan and consume some Pizza-la on the strength of these ads. Why can’t we get Japanese ad agencies to export their genius here. Microsoft and McDonald’s could surely benefit from, well, let’s just call it a “fresh perspective”.
These are oldies but goodies so I thought I’d throw them out there. What are the most important English phrases for a tourist to learn? The ones relating to mugging and explosive diarrhea of course. What’s the best way to learn them? With repetitive aerobics!
As you watch, I want you to spend some time thinking about whether the guy with the knife knows something about disguises that I’m just not getting. Let me know if you figure it out.
These make me really happy. Thanks go to Your Mom for pointing me at the Cops knock off. And I can’t believe that this is the first time I’ve seen Darth Vader and Japanese police share the screen. Such an obviously good idea
We’ve been on a bit of a McDonalds and Japan kick for the last couple of days. Here’s some McDonalds craziness from Japan. Domo arigato (Mr. Roboto)!
Thanks for Vogel for pointing this one out.
Is apparently different then pizza stateside.
This is a pizza hut japan poster
yes, those are little hamburgers and soybeans on the pizza along with the usual toppings
and yes, the crust is stuffed with cheese pepperoni and HOT DOGS!!!!!
Maybe in a few years our pizza technology will catch up to theirs and we will have hot dogs in our pizza
