If you loved the Sexy People Blog, prepare yourself for the magnificence of Awkward Family Photos. This site takes the horror of contrived family portraits to new heights/lows. Enjoy.
Here at Please Wash Hands, we have a standing rule against hairy men in thongs. Wiley and I discussed it thoroughly at the site’s inception and drew a hard line. Mr. Dunn has forced us to violate that most sacred of rules.
Take a moment to let these burn into your brain. He’s almost hypnotic if you look too long. Scarred for life? Good. Now let’s discuss some of the interesting observations and inferences we can make from the photos.
- He likes guns. He has 8 of them by my count. The next time you defend the second ammendment, Mr. Heston (I know he’s dead but I’m not sure who runs the NRA these days), remember this is the guy your defending.
- Going bald apparently is localized only to the cranial region and does not impact overall hair growth.
- Man is, in fact, descended from apes (or at least hairier men).
- Not all hobbits are cute
- He doesn’t seem to understand that two leather belts do not a bandolier make. Although, his reasons for opting for something other than duct tape are obvious.
- Perhaps most troubling is the guitars. They aren’t real guitars. They’re controllers for Guitar Hero. (Hey Activision guys, your target market has no pants!)
So there you go. Something horrific for your Thursday morning.
Stop whatever it is that you are doing and immediately proceed to the Sexy People Blog. Don’t ask questions. Just go. Wayne and Jeffery command it!
P.S. Hey Wiley, Chad sends his love.
I’m sitting in an airport contemplating a group of 17 year old wanna-be gangster white kids in line at the Starbucks. Their wildly inappropriate dress and misuse of urban vernacular are generally making everyone in the Southwest terminal cringe. I love them. I love their commitment to a dream that is so ludicrous that only the truly naive or insane could believe for a moment that there is any chance of success. On the other hand, I kind of want to smack them around and let them know that I’ve not been at all happy with the level of service they’ve been giving me at Target/The Gap/Hotdog on a Stick. Stupid kids.
Along those lines, let’s relive a couple of Internet greats. First, say hello to Ill Mitch. He is one bad ass Russian import trying to make his way in the rap game. He also looks like one of the bad guys from the first Karate Kid. Word.
If you haven’t seen the Icy Hot Stuntaz, you’ve been missing out. Blade, Freeze, and Da Flame are iconic (in a Jamaican Bobsled Team sort of way). Cruise around their cutting edge Geocities page to experience the magnificence. Here’s Da Flame. He’s the dreamiest 
I really appreciate that a site has finally been created to formally recognize the hot chick with douchebag phenomenon. As best as I can tell from Hot Chicks With Douchebags, attractive girls are drawn like moths to a flame by:
- Wife-beater undershirts
- Mullets
- Fake tans
- Gold chains
I like this guy:
Pete, the purple squirrel:
Article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3884420/Purple-squirrel-baffles-experts.html
