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Just the skin, please

Steve — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:28:30 +0000

In the most inspired use of skin since Buffalo Bill, KFC is reportedly test marketing a new sandwich “The Skinwich”. I’m not 100% certain this is legit, but I certainly wouldn’t put it past KFC. Somewhere Xzibit is nodding approvingly…

Check out the full story and test locations here.

This is why you’re fat

Wiley — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:39:57 +0000

I think this may be my new favorite site. It showcases the best in fried/bacon infused/heart attack inducing food

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

I really want to try most of these is the sad thing

here are a few choice examples, click on any pic to go to the site

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.

Pizza in Japan

Wiley — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:18:59 +0000

Is apparently different then pizza stateside.

This is a pizza hut japan poster

yes, those are little hamburgers and soybeans on the pizza along with the usual toppings

and yes, the crust is stuffed with cheese pepperoni and HOT DOGS!!!!!

Maybe in a few years our pizza technology will catch up to theirs and we will have hot dogs in our pizza

Atheist’s nightmare

Steve — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:01:48 +0000

Poor Mike Seaver. It turns out that he’s just an actor named Kirk Cameron (and doesn’t have a best friend named Boner). It also turns out that he’s become the spokesman for some super hard core conservative Christians. In this video he shows up with Ron Comfort.

Ron’s gig is debating atheists. He’s all about intelligent design. Here he attempts to prove the existence of God with a banana (a Christian god that is. Bananas provide no evidence of Allah or Buddha, so don’t even try it). The fundamental design excellence of the banana must indicate a higher power. Here, you’ll see.

An excellent point, Ron. Allow me to rebut. This is my friend the pineapple. It has a ridiculous amount of segments around it’s circumference perfectly shaped for a plastic grocery bag. On top, there isn’t a tab for easy opening, but rather a giant spiky crown that would desperately love to take an eye out. The wrapper isn’t a good indication of ripeness necessarily and if you eat it at the wrong time acids in the flesh can literally sear the inside of your mouth and throat. The pineapple a fruit intent on killing you if you attempt to eat it. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, RON??!?

Merry Christmas, everybody!