I guess if that’s the only photo you’ve got…
I Hate My Parents is a fantastic site dedicated to the photos that will traumatize kids in later life. Here’s a little sample. Billy is a bad word unscrambler.
It’s hard to work retail. No one appreciates the valiant efforts of the nation’s retail workers on the floor or in the stock room. I, for one, salute their dedication. I also like when security footage surfaces with their catastrophic failures. Enjoy!
Forklifts are hard to drive
Sprinkler systems are the natural enemy of forklifts.
You should never attempt to take a shopping cart down an escalator.
Bottles are tricky to move
Social networks are amazing. They can magnify a simple social faux pas to dramatic proportions. Lamebook.com is doing it’s best to help exacerbate the issue. Well done, fellas.
I like when two people fall in love. I like it even better when they take engagement photos that are terrible. Here’s a site dedicated to exactly that. Here’s a sample:
They must be virgins, to not see how inappropriate this is.
I just want to clarify something right out the gate. If MS Paint is your primary graphics program, you are not a designer. For the love of God, please stop pretending you are. Your Logo Makes Me Barf is your one stop shop for failed logo design. Behold the awesomeness.
Would it have been too much to ask that the kid be off to one side?
I’m a little confused by some of the imagery here. Condor, turtle, a big N, I’m willing to accept all those, but why is the turtle farting a music note? The best part is that this is the logo of a design firm.
We were trying to figure out what specifically is room temperature in fahrenheit. I figured we’d check out Wolfram Alpha since it’s such an amazing piece of technology for specific data and calculation. Behold the majesty!
Search term: “what is room temperature”
Answer: room temperature | the normal temperature of room in which people live
Way to bring the science, guys.
Clearly the two most important qualifications to be a ninja are depth perception and a deep animosity towards tropical produce. Hans should work on the first on while he nurses what’s left of his hand. Domo arigato, Anjin-san.
I think we all have a special place in our hearts for the train wreck that is Fuck My Life. It’s the perfect solution to help you feel better about your own dysfunction. Allow me to introduce you to My Life Is Average, the thousand foot neon sign reminding us that our lives are pretty boring.
Today I was eating macaroni and cheese. I got a piece of macaroni through each of the four fork spikes. I was proud of myself. MLIA
Note from Steve: Fork spikes = tines
