Owls are well known as the binge drinking frat boys of the nocturnal animal kingdom (raccoons can’t hold their liquor). At last a site is dedicated to their libertine ways. Enjoy the whole collection here.
I have no way to appropriately explain the genius of this video. Just watch it. And remember, “I’m inventing electricity and you look like an asshole.”
There is a magical time of year when mall managers across our great nation head out into the streets to scour our homeless population for appropriately bushy white beards in, what has come to be known as, the “Great Mall Santa Round-up”. Sketchy Santas is the chronicle of our national obsession with putting terrified children on some stranger’s lap. This site is just fantastic.
I can’t help but assume that Texts From Last Night and F My Life were separated at birth. Ah drunken texting, you are America’s new national pastime. Check it out.
(310): im at the bar and i misjudged a fart…go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me…be home soon
I like Scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.
