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	<title>Please Wash Hands &#187; Cute</title>
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		<title>Bionic goose</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/beware-the-bionic-goose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[they made him stronger, faster and cuter]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they made him stronger, faster and cuter<br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5782747/Goose-gets-a-bionic-leg-in-world-first-operation.html"><img class="alignnone" title="duck duck" src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/07/gosling_1439911c.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="288" /></a></p>
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		<title>OMG I need a piggle</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/omg-i-need-a-piggle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pigs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[or &#8216;house pig&#8217; Once again cute overload does what they do best, making us all say awwwww Kingsford Goes to the Beach &#8211; These bloopers are hilarious go ahead and google what it takes to own a lil pig.  Cute Overload will be here to cheer you up when your dreams of pig ownership come [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>or &#8216;house pig&#8217;</p>
<p>Once again <a href="http://www.cuteoverload.com" target="_blank">cute overload</a> does what they do best, making us all say awwwww</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2346868/kingsford_goes_to_the_beach.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br /><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2346868/kingsford_goes_to_the_beach/">Kingsford Goes to the Beach</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">These bloopers are hilarious</a></font></p>
<p>go ahead and google what it takes to own a lil pig. <a href="http://www.cuteoverload.com" target="_blank"> Cute Overload</a> will be here to cheer you up when your dreams of pig ownership come crashing down</p>
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		<title>Mr. Turtle Tackles Tomato</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/mr-turtle-tackles-tomato/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/mr-turtle-tackles-tomato/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tomato]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We learn a few things from Mr. Turtle: Turtles are cute Turtles would like to eat tomatoes Turtles jaws fail to open wide enough to eat tomatoes. This would explain why tomatoes do not count turtles among their natural predators. turtle vs tomato]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We learn a few things from Mr. Turtle:</p>
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<li>Turtles are cute</li>
<li>Turtles would like to eat tomatoes</li>
<li>Turtles jaws fail to open wide enough to eat tomatoes.</li>
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<p>This would explain why tomatoes do not count turtles among their natural predators.<br />
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&#038;videoid=52123734">turtle vs tomato</a><br/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=52123734,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,secondarycolor=" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"/></p>
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		<title>Needs more Llama</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/02/needs-more-llama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[llama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just what this site needs  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just what this site needs</p>
<p> <a href="http://cuteoverload.com"><img class="alignnone" title="llama llama llama" src="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2009/01/31/7.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="678" /></a></p>
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		<title>Awwww</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/awwww/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek porn]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[honey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[a baby bear cub say it with me&#8230; awwwwwww Bear Cub Falls Off Furniture]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a baby bear cub</p>
<p>say it with me&#8230; awwwwwww</p>
<p><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&#038;videoid=50665311">Bear Cub Falls Off Furniture</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=50665311,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,secondarycolor="/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=50665311,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,secondarycolor=" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"/></object></p>
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		<title>Pi pi pi pi pi Pizza-la</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pizza-la/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pizza-la/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cute]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We must all immediately travel to Japan and consume some Pizza-la on the strength of these ads.  Why can&#8217;t we get Japanese ad agencies to export their genius here.  Microsoft and McDonald&#8217;s could surely benefit from, well, let&#8217;s just call it a &#8220;fresh perspective&#8221;. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tSyDHXViM www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgJ9hEufGU]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We must all immediately travel to Japan and consume some Pizza-la on the strength of these ads.  Why can&#8217;t we get Japanese ad agencies to export their genius here.  Microsoft and McDonald&#8217;s could surely benefit from, well, let&#8217;s just call it a &#8220;fresh perspective&#8221;.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tSyDHXViM">www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tSyDHXViM</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgJ9hEufGU">www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgJ9hEufGU</a></p>
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		<title>awwwww</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/01/awwwww/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[dog and elephant are best friends horrible narration www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_a98AySNk]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dog and elephant are best friends</p>
<p>horrible narration</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_a98AySNk">www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_a98AySNk</a></p>
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		<title>Cute or sad?</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2008/12/cute-or-sad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kitten]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cuteoverlord.com"><img class="alignnone" title="awwww" src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c397/wileydude/img_1876.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
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		<title>wait wait wait, this is a real animal?</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2008/12/wait-wait-wait-this-is-a-real-animal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2008/12/wait-wait-wait-this-is-a-real-animal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[why has no one showed it to us before? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es52WQKLumI]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why has no one showed it to us before?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es52WQKLumI">www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es52WQKLumI</a></p>
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		<title>Holy shit! That&#8217;s really cute!</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2008/12/holy-shit-thats-really-cute/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2008/12/holy-shit-thats-really-cute/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=95</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Almost gut churningly cute, this site makes Japanese schoolgirls&#8217; heads explode. Like digital thorazine, Cute Overload makes everything better.  Did they unplug Grandma from the machines this morning? BAM, here&#8217;s a bunny that&#8217;s friends with a deer.  The doctors just told you that it isn&#8217;t just a cold sore? WHAM, here&#8217;s a super adorable puppy! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Almost gut churningly cute, this site makes Japanese schoolgirls&#8217; heads explode. Like digital thorazine, Cute Overload makes everything better.  Did they unplug Grandma from the machines this morning? BAM, <a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/11/encore-presenta.html">here&#8217;s a bunny that&#8217;s friends with a deer</a>.  The doctors just told you that it isn&#8217;t just a cold sore? WHAM, <a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/12/puppular-eyes.html">here&#8217;s a super adorable puppy</a>!  Everything is gonna be ok&#8230;</p>
<p>Experience the <a href="http://www.cuteoverload.com/" target="_blank">CUTE OVERLOAD!<br />
<img src="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/julie_s.jpg" alt="" width="343" height="270" /></a></p>
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