This clip is tripping me out. It is a very compelling argument for why private citizens should be absolutely prevented from owning a Chucky Cheese animatronic band. Frightening
I hate the Precious Moment figurines with a passion that is deep and pure. I’m not sure how cloyingly sweet sentiments coupled with hydrocephalism add up to adorable. Well, it gives me a great deal of pleasure to introduce you to their evil counterpart, Semi-Precious Moments. Enjoy.
Ibeatyou.com is a site dedicated to the competitive spirit in all of us. Obviously, that means I didn’t really pay attention to them. That all changed with this little gem. Come on everybody, cast your vote for your favorite BEST GUN POINTED AT THE CAMERA submission! Hurray!
So I hooked up WordPress analytics to get an idea of how our magnificent creation here is getting used. There’s an interesting report in there that shows what searches terms have led people to Please Wash Hands. Some of these are great. I think this may become a recurring post. A few of my favorites:
- cold sore - I don’t think we wrote about this…
- shit on hands no wash - Sucks to be that guy’s keyboard
- really really cute pupppy pictures - I hope the guy from the last search didn’t pet them
- wife beater girl - That girl beat my wife!!
- hand in butt hole video - Because the still photos weren’t going to cut it?
- legos bible circumcision - I’m glad I’m not the only one that has Googled this
- hiccups fetish - Um…
So there you go. Judging from these, Google has a really weird notion of what Wiley and I have been up to. Well, I suppose we’ll have to go ahead and find a hand in butt hole video to put up. All you, Wiley.
I just thought they were a lil creepy
until i saw this
ugh, ruined clowns, jello and bill cosby all in one pic
The old commercial kick continues. Here’s a doll that is officially on my list of irrational fears (includes clowns, spiders, and the elderly). She gives me the heebie geebies.
While Steve’s posts below show the weird/offensive/out of touch current marketing McDonalds engages in
I did some digging, and it turns out McD’s has just always been creepy and weird
The commercial from the 70′s below shows how children should go with strangers as long as they can pull cheeseburgers out of their hats(?!)
And here is a gem from NBC’s very own Willard Scott as Ronald
Public Comment
It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder about democracy as a legitimate type of government. The lady that wants a good pesticide for organic food is my favorite.