Screw the money, people. There’s nothing more rewarding you can do in this life than put cold steel in a man’s hand on a rental basis. Don is like an evil Colonel Sanders/Mother Theresa.
Q: How long you need to rent this gun?
A: How far is (a)the nearest gas station (b)my mother in laws house (c)Arkansas?
How I miss you, then when I eat your food, I realize why I only come visit every couple years
anyway here’s an old IHOP commercial, be sure you are not already inebriated before watching:
I love Bubb Rubb. He’s a gentleman and a wordsmith. ”That’s only in the morning. They oughts to be up making breakfast.” Well done, sir. You’re the Daniel Webster of your generation.
I really really hope these are real. How can you not get behind an eagle that, (a) offers low rates on insurance, (b) lays eggs although clearly anthropomorphized to be a male, (c) talks like Forest Gump? I’m definitely considering an Eagle Man costume next Halloween.
I little more research turned up the elaborate sequel to Credit Mac Daddy. Am I the only one that thinks the guy looks like Weird Al Yankovich?
I’m going to go ahead and inaugurate a new category “Commercials”. There are just way too many good local commercials not to warrant their own official category. Meet a couple of really white folks trying to expand their target demographic.
