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Your Logo Makes Me Barf

Steve — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:39:50 +0000

I just want to clarify something right out the gate. If MS Paint is your primary graphics program, you are not a designer. For the love of God, please stop pretending you are. Your Logo Makes Me Barf is your one stop shop for failed logo design. Behold the awesomeness.

Would it have been too much to ask that the kid be off to one side?

I’m a little confused by some of the imagery here. Condor, turtle, a big N, I’m willing to accept all those, but why is the turtle farting a music note? The best part is that this is the logo of a design firm.

For those who can’t wipe their own ass

Wiley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:13:56 +0000

I bring you the comfort wipe
here’s how to order and lose your dignity

www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Hey guys, this will make sure we never get laid!!

Steve — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:49:42 +0000

It makes me sort of sad to watch these kids. Go outside! Buy some violent video games! Youth group only prepares you to get eaten alive when you get out of the bubble!! Sigh.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ2V1PyNhME

Just checkin’ out my clubs

Wiley — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:08:37 +0000

Perfect gift for fathers day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI

Alex Trebek pulls a Ron Burgundy

Steve — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:47:07 +0000

I like Scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ

Awesome PSAs

Wiley — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:55:32 +0000

The huffington post went through the trouble of finding the best PSAs around

and I went through the trouble of taking the good ones and posting them here

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. DO NOT LET BRITS INTO YOUR HOUSE!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBmhkNZmkMU

You, me, we’ll all on cocaine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN_Wp0uF_B0

This one is from New Zealand, where they have a child swinging problem

Maybe people mistake the children for hobbits?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4d1ICI_uig

if you’re reading this blog, chances are you are a fan of Starship Troopers.

Yes, this is real

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FgFbFKLF8A

Listen to Pee Wee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=agT2GVNQjao

This is definitely the most effective one

do not want mumps

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZPEUFsTu3E

Epic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYTMqXSIOrY

Forever Leather!

Steve — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:07:00 +0000

How is it that I’m just learning about Forever Leather and their magnificent commercials? It seems to be in New York, but has a distinct Jersey aftertaste. This guy is a genius.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBY2qTLvTM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u_L9YFkYuY

McDonalds does it again!

Steve — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:00:52 +0000

McDonald’s has had some really lousy ad campaigns of late as we’ve previously covered here, here, here, and here. Coming off of their stunning success with InspirAsian.com, they’ve decided to take on the lucrative African-American market (sorry about all that heart disease).

I was going to say some snarky things about the commercial, but there’s something more interesting going on here. I’m completely shocked, but this piece of crap commercial has prompted some strong debate in its youtube comments around the long term socio-political ramifications of slavery. Check out the full thread here. Leave it to McDonald’s to dredge up one of the darkest periods of American history while they try to sling some burgers. Good work, guys.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD1_IbV_fY4

P.S. – Nuggnuts.

Ooooh, it’s a TIDDY bear

Wiley — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:32:48 +0000

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

After watching that, I know you want one

click here!

Pi pi pi pi pi Pizza-la

Steve — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:51:31 +0000

We must all immediately travel to Japan and consume some Pizza-la on the strength of these ads. Why can’t we get Japanese ad agencies to export their genius here. Microsoft and McDonald’s could surely benefit from, well, let’s just call it a “fresh perspective”.