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Jesus Christ that’s a good sponge

On March 3, 2009, in Commercials, Video, by Steve

On the heels of the WTF Blanket, I give you the Jesus Christ sponge.  Got to get one of these.  Love the people on the street bit (All the single ladies!)

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I, I just don’t know what to say

On February 10, 2009, in Web Junk, by Wiley

I just somehow came across The Passion 4 Christ Movement

They sell wonderful shirts

and

I think you’ll be seeing passision 4 Christ movement on this site quite often

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if thats what it takes to get into heaven

On February 5, 2009, in Video, by Wiley

count me out

listen closely

 

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He was a lot of things, but now he is a prophet.  Or possibly THE prophet

I wish to suscribe to his newsletter

 

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Jesus is my friend

On January 18, 2009, in Tragically lame, Video, by Steve

Sonseed just blew my musical world view right open.  It’s not the Jesus ska that makes it great, it’s the other guitarist and the backup singers.  I would love to see their groupies.

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Wiley is Biblically illiterate

On December 29, 2008, in Geek porn, by Steve

Wiley’s choice of Bible stories makes me sad.  How could he ignore this inspiring tale of David vs. the Philistines??!?  I think this may be the first photo dedicated to forcible lego circumcision.

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The Brick Testament

On December 28, 2008, in Web Junk, by Wiley

The Bible is full of fascinating stories.

Like the one where God where sends 2 bears to kill 40 children for calling an old man ‘baldy’ (it’s in 2nd Kings)

 

Also, the Bible is full of pages upon pages of incredibly dull text, Luckily the people at http://www.thebricktestament.com illustrated the best parts of the Bible for us… with legos

 

like this lovely story from Genesis about family values:

click to go to site

 

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Atheist’s nightmare

On December 25, 2008, in Tragically lame, Video, by Steve

Poor Mike Seaver. It turns out that he’s just an actor named Kirk Cameron (and doesn’t have a best friend named Boner). It also turns out that he’s become the spokesman for some super hard core conservative Christians. In this video he shows up with Ron Comfort.

Ron’s gig is debating atheists. He’s all about intelligent design. Here he attempts to prove the existence of God with a banana (a Christian god that is. Bananas provide no evidence of Allah or Buddha, so don’t even try it). The fundamental design excellence of the banana must indicate a higher power. Here, you’ll see.

An excellent point, Ron. Allow me to rebut. This is my friend the pineapple. It has a ridiculous amount of segments around it’s circumference perfectly shaped for a plastic grocery bag. On top, there isn’t a tab for easy opening, but rather a giant spiky crown that would desperately love to take an eye out. The wrapper isn’t a good indication of ripeness necessarily and if you eat it at the wrong time acids in the flesh can literally sear the inside of your mouth and throat. The pineapple a fruit intent on killing you if you attempt to eat it. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, RON??!?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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