I have no words for this one. Wow.
We learn a few things from Mr. Turtle:
This would explain why tomatoes do not count turtles among their natural predators.
turtle vs tomato
I stand humbled before a blog far greater than my own. What is there that I can say about Fuck you, Penguin? I think his tag line sums it up well: “A BLOG WHERE I TELL CUTE ANIMALS WHAT’S WHAT.” Brilliant! Here’s a sample. Immediately go over there and check him out.
Self-Satisfied Lambs
Lamb, you think you’re so fucking great because your head is a different color than your body. Just being born in a barn doesn’t make you the second coming of Jesus. IT’S JUST THE SUN, LAMB, ANYONE CAN LAY IN IT. What makes you so special? Fucking NOTHING, that’s what, Lamb. All you do is prance around, eat grass, and then grow up to get ordered around by dogs. DOGS, LAMB.
I could watch this all day
I really really hope these are real. How can you not get behind an eagle that, (a) offers low rates on insurance, (b) lays eggs although clearly anthropomorphized to be a male, (c) talks like Forest Gump? I’m definitely considering an Eagle Man costume next Halloween.
Almost gut churningly cute, this site makes Japanese schoolgirls’ heads explode. Like digital thorazine, Cute Overload makes everything better. Did they unplug Grandma from the machines this morning? BAM, here’s a bunny that’s friends with a deer. The doctors just told you that it isn’t just a cold sore? WHAM, here’s a super adorable puppy! Everything is gonna be ok…
Experience the CUTE OVERLOAD!
Renaissance faire dorks are damn near the bottom of the dork scale (they make the Dungeons & Dragons kids look like Rico Suave back in the month when he was cool). Many is the time time I’ve wondered, ”is there anything more unnecessary than a bunch of adults reliving what is arguably one of the low points of human history?” Yup, you can put cats and squirrels in armor.
If you have time to make chain mail for a cat, you really ought to reconsider some of your life choices…
