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		<title>Fake Science</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/fake-science/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fake Science combines two of my favorite concepts: 50&#8242;s style infographics and blatantly wrong scientific concepts.  Let the learning commence!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fakescience.tumblr.com">Fake Science</a> combines two of my favorite concepts: 50&#8242;s style infographics and blatantly wrong scientific concepts.  Let the learning commence!</p>
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		<title>Hipster Dinosaurs</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/hipster-dinosaurs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tragically lame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinosaurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipsters]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ask anyone, and they&#8217;ll tell you I&#8217;m endlessly delighted by the antics of both dinosaurs and hipsters.  At last the two have come together in their chocolate and peanut butter moment.  Enjoy the whole set.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask anyone, and they&#8217;ll tell you I&#8217;m endlessly delighted by the antics of both dinosaurs and hipsters.  At last the two have come together in their chocolate and peanut butter moment.  <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ihatedinosaurs/hipster-dinosaurs-ppz">Enjoy the whole set</a>.</p>
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		<title>Darth Vader Tai Chi</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/darth-vader-tai-chi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[darth vader]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tai Chi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is yet another reason to not mess with Darth Vader. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EOZ5vx9ubY]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is yet another reason to not mess with Darth Vader.</p>
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		<title>Must&#8230;suppress&#8230;crushing jealousy</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/must-suppress-crushing-jealousy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/must-suppress-crushing-jealousy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obsession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are folks that collect Star Wars toys, and then there is this guy.  Just go look at the pictures.  DO IT NOW!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are folks that collect Star Wars toys, and then there is this guy.  Just go look at the pictures.  <a href="http://www.wackyowl.com/a-star-wars-fans-collection/">DO IT NOW!</a></p>
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		<title>Oh yeah!</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/oh-yeah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tragically lame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kool Aid]]></category>

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		<title>Fire tornado!</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/fire-tornado/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/fire-tornado/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tornado]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And trailer residents have a whole new phenomenon to be afraid of&#8230; www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7D5jrWbppY]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And trailer residents have a whole new phenomenon to be afraid of&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Hungover Owls</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/hungover-owls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/hungover-owls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hangover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[owls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1035</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Owls are well known as the binge drinking frat boys of the nocturnal animal kingdom (raccoons can&#8217;t hold their liquor). At last a site is dedicated to their libertine ways.  Enjoy the whole collection here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Owls are well known as the binge drinking frat boys of the nocturnal animal kingdom (raccoons can&#8217;t hold their liquor). At last a site is dedicated to their libertine ways.  <a href="http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/">Enjoy the whole collection here</a>.</p>
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		<title>These pandas have hit rock bottom</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/these-pandas-have-hit-rock-bottom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/these-pandas-have-hit-rock-bottom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alleys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pandas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1033</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This comes from a cool blog I just found focused on photos of alleys around Los Angeles (yeah, I like the concept too).  Check it out: losangelesalleys.wordpress.com]]></description>
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<p>This comes from a cool blog I just found focused on photos of alleys around Los Angeles (yeah, I like the concept too).  Check it out: <a href="http://losangelesalleys.wordpress.com">losangelesalleys.wordpress.com</a></p>
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		<title>LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/look-out-behind-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/look-out-behind-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Injury]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[law]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1026</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While I&#8217;m usually a supporter of any lawyer who goes by &#8220;The Hammer&#8221;, his commercial may have just scarred me for life.  Watch the background behind him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yj2PPWFXFw Actually, forget &#8220;The Hammer&#8221;.  Berger &#38; Greene just raised the bar for legal mayhem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxZT_VdOaI]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I&#8217;m usually a supporter of any lawyer who goes by &#8220;The Hammer&#8221;, his commercial may have just scarred me for life.  Watch the background behind him.</p>
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<p>Actually, forget &#8220;The Hammer&#8221;.  Berger &amp; Greene just raised the bar for legal mayhem.</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s get a haircut</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/lets-get-a-haircut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hair]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How can you not love a barber college with such amazing quotes as: &#8220;Your hairdo is only limited by your imagination. And how far along we are in the semester.&#8221; &#8220;I won&#8217;t mess up.  Even if I do, it&#8217;s only $2&#8243; And don&#8217;t forget to check out their pre-mission cut guaranteed to last two years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can you not love a barber college with such amazing quotes as:</p>
<p>&#8220;Your hairdo is only limited by your imagination. And how far along we are in the semester.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t mess up.  Even if I do, it&#8217;s only $2&#8243;</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t forget to check out their pre-mission cut guaranteed to last two years (yeah, they&#8217;re in Salt Lake City).</p>
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