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	<title>Please Wash Hands &#187; Web Junk</title>
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	<description>We waste time online so you don't have to</description>
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		<title>Darth Vader Tai Chi</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/darth-vader-tai-chi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[darth vader]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tai Chi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is yet another reason to not mess with Darth Vader. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EOZ5vx9ubY]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is yet another reason to not mess with Darth Vader.</p>
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		<title>Evolution and religion finally collide</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/10/evolution-and-religion-finally-collide/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/10/evolution-and-religion-finally-collide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinosaur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At last! We have a unified theory of everything. This clears up a lot of things.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At last! We have a unified theory of everything. This clears up a lot of things.</p>
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		<title>Play Kunal Off, Keyboard Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/08/play-kunal-off-keyboard-cat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/08/play-kunal-off-keyboard-cat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keyboard cat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kunal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kunal experienced epic failure in his Chicken Noodle Soup (with a soda on the side) attempt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8ocFN_rS0]]></description>
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		<title>When coconuts attack</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/when-coconuts-attack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/when-coconuts-attack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tragically lame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Clearly the two most important qualifications to be a ninja are depth perception and a deep animosity towards tropical produce.  Hans should work on the first on while he nurses what&#8217;s left of his hand.  Domo arigato, Anjin-san. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8d1kIn4nl0]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clearly the two most important qualifications to be a ninja are depth perception and a deep animosity towards tropical produce.  Hans should work on the first on while he nurses what&#8217;s left of his hand.  Domo arigato, Anjin-san.</p>
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		<title>Did somebody say live action French Pac Man?</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/did-somebody-say-live-action-french-pac-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/did-somebody-say-live-action-french-pac-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mayhem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pac Man]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t decide whether this is an exercise in post-rational surrealism highlighting the banality of our digital pseudo-culture or just a bunch of drunk French guys that scored some Pac Man costumes.  Either way it makes me question some of my life choices. Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t decide whether this is an exercise in post-rational surrealism highlighting the banality of our digital pseudo-culture or just a bunch of drunk French guys that scored some Pac Man costumes.  Either way it makes me question some of my life choices.</p>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/real-life-pac-man-terrorizes-people.html">Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">Funny Videos</a></span></p>
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		<title>Barack Obama, presidential pin up</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/barack-obama-presidential-pin-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/barack-obama-presidential-pin-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I like Barack Obama.  I like Bad Paintings of Barack Obama even more.  Nothing says &#8220;Hail to the chief&#8221; like amateur painting.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like Barack Obama.  I like <a href="http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/">Bad Paintings of Barack Obama</a> even more.  Nothing says &#8220;Hail to the chief&#8221; like amateur painting.</p>
<p><a href="http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/"><img class="alignnone" src="http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images/2.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="400" /></a></p>
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		<title>First Person Shooter Disease</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/first-person-shooter-disease/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/first-person-shooter-disease/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PSA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you, or anyone you know suffer? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you, or anyone you know suffer?</p>
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		<title>Bionic goose</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/beware-the-bionic-goose/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/beware-the-bionic-goose/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wiley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Petting Zoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal planet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cute]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[they made him stronger, faster and cuter]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they made him stronger, faster and cuter<br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5782747/Goose-gets-a-bionic-leg-in-world-first-operation.html"><img class="alignnone" title="duck duck" src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/07/gosling_1439911c.jpg" alt="" width="460" height="288" /></a></p>
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		<title>PSA Follow Up</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/psa-follow-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/psa-follow-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kunal</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nickelback]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As you may recall, we recently posted an important public message. It appears that the fine denizens of Portugal have heeded our warning and taken matters into their own hands: Way to step it up, Portugal. Hopefully we can get Canada to follow suit.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you may recall, we recently posted an <a href="http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/an-important-public-service-message/">important public message</a>. It appears that the fine denizens of Portugal have heeded our warning and taken matters into their own hands:</p>
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<p>Way to step it up, Portugal. Hopefully we can get Canada to follow suit.</p>
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		<title>Ich bin eine Michael Jackson.</title>
		<link>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/good-bye-mj/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/good-bye-mj/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Web Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Der Furher is not pleased (how the hell do you make the U with the little dots??). www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Der Furher is not pleased (how the hell do you make the U with the little dots??).</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.someecards.com/card/3118"><img src="http://d3gkbha1s7sr56.cloudfront.net/someecards/filestorage/soto_145.jpg" alt="Maybe Michael Jackson's children shouldn't be looked after by the same people who looked after Michael Jackson" /></a></p>
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