Please Wash Hands » Web Junk http://www.pleasewashhands.com We waste time online so you don't have to Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:17:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 IndustrialPainter.com! http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:17:59 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1143 Not since the advent of the dancing hamster has a website so masterfully employed MS Paint.  I know exactly who I’m calling to paint my sweatshop factory.  Be sure to watch the intro. IndustrialPainter.com!!

 

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/feed/ 0 Kanyed by the Bell http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/kanyed-by-the-bell/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/kanyed-by-the-bell/#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 13:37:47 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1114

Like chocolate and peanut butter, so too do Kanye lyrics perfectly pair with moments from Saved by the Bell.  What a wonderful time to be alive!

http://kanyedbythebell.tumblr.com

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EOZ5vx9ubY

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM8ocFN_rS0

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/08/play-kunal-off-keyboard-cat/feed/ 0 When coconuts attack http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/when-coconuts-attack/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/when-coconuts-attack/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:57:07 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=787 Clearly the two most important qualifications to be a ninja are depth perception and a deep animosity towards tropical produce.  Hans should work on the first on while he nurses what’s left of his hand.  Domo arigato, Anjin-san.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8d1kIn4nl0

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/when-coconuts-attack/feed/ 0 Did somebody say live action French Pac Man? http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/did-somebody-say-live-action-french-pac-man/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2009/07/did-somebody-say-live-action-french-pac-man/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:55:34 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=784 I can’t decide whether this is an exercise in post-rational surrealism highlighting the banality of our digital pseudo-culture or just a bunch of drunk French guys that scored some Pac Man costumes.  Either way it makes me question some of my life choices.


Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People – Watch more Funny Videos

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