Please Wash Hands

At last! We have a unified theory of everything. This clears up a lot of things.

Kunal experienced epic failure in his Chicken Noodle Soup (with a soda on the side) attempt.

Clearly the two most important qualifications to be a ninja are depth perception and a deep animosity towards tropical produce.  Hans should work on the first on while he nurses what’s left of his hand.  Domo arigato, Anjin-san.

I can’t decide whether this is an exercise in post-rational surrealism highlighting the banality of our digital pseudo-culture or just a bunch of drunk French guys that scored some Pac Man costumes.  Either way it makes me question some of my life choices.

Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People – Watch more Funny Videos

I like Barack Obama.  I like Bad Paintings of Barack Obama even more.  Nothing says “Hail to the chief” like amateur painting.

Do you, or anyone you know suffer?

they made him stronger, faster and cuter

As you may recall, we recently posted an important public message. It appears that the fine denizens of Portugal have heeded our warning and taken matters into their own hands:

Way to step it up, Portugal. Hopefully we can get Canada to follow suit.

Der Furher is not pleased (how the hell do you make the U with the little dots??).

Some people just shouldn’t be parents

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com showcases them so we can all collectively slap our foreheads, and laugh