Please Wash Hands » Tragically lame http://www.pleasewashhands.com We waste time online so you don't have to Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:17:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 IndustrialPainter.com! http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:17:59 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1143 Not since the advent of the dancing hamster has a website so masterfully employed MS Paint.  I know exactly who I’m calling to paint my sweatshop factory.  Be sure to watch the intro. IndustrialPainter.com!!

 

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/industrialpainter-com/feed/ 0 The CIA loves pizza and airline miles http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/the-cia-loves-pizza-and-airline-miles/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2012/01/the-cia-loves-pizza-and-airline-miles/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 13:51:08 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1140 Pro Tip: when running a spy network on foreign soil, please avoid:

 

 

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtatVM0jGzA

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2011/01/jar-jar-looooves-you/feed/ 0 Somebody is getting my vote… http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/somebody-is-getting-my-vote/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/somebody-is-getting-my-vote/#comments Fri, 10 Sep 2010 22:53:25 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1067 Are yoooouuuu loooooosssst?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK34q5zDZG8

On second thought, let’s go with this guy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/somebody-is-getting-my-vote/feed/ 3 Orlando PD protects city from toy horse http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/orlando-pd-protects-city-from-toy-horse/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/09/orlando-pd-protects-city-from-toy-horse/#comments Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:35:47 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1062 Pop quiz for all of you potential police recruits.  You encounter a toy horse adjacent to the local elementary school.  Do you:

a) Attempt to find the little girl that is clearly distraught at losing her pony?
b) Pretend not to notice and go for a doughnut?
c) Call in the bomb squad and vaporize the potential “pony of mass destruction”?

If you picked c, the Orlando PD would love to hear from you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hmcf1mHVoU

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]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/hipster-dinosaurs/feed/ 0 Oh yeah! http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/oh-yeah/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/oh-yeah/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:59:31 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1042

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/oh-yeah/feed/ 0 Just the skin, please http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/just-the-skin-please/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/just-the-skin-please/#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:28:30 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=1011 In the most inspired use of skin since Buffalo Bill, KFC is reportedly test marketing a new sandwich “The Skinwich”.  I’m not 100% certain this is legit, but I certainly wouldn’t put it past KFC.  Somewhere Xzibit is nodding approvingly…

Check out the full story and test locations here.

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/just-the-skin-please/feed/ 0 Now THAT is an excellent fake ID http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/now-that-is-an-excellent-fake-id/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/now-that-is-an-excellent-fake-id/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:39:56 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=999 I guess if that’s the only photo you’ve got…

]]> http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/now-that-is-an-excellent-fake-id/feed/ 0 Woman, make me a pie! http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/woman-make-me-a-pie/ http://www.pleasewashhands.com/2010/08/woman-make-me-a-pie/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:38:27 +0000 Steve http://www.pleasewashhands.com/?p=983 I, for one, am a strong advocate for a return to traditional family values.  Let’s take a walk down memory lane and try to remember what those were with some tremendously sexist vintage ads.  Here are a bunch more.

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