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Orlando PD protects city from toy horse

Steve — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:35:47 +0000

Pop quiz for all of you potential police recruits. You encounter a toy horse adjacent to the local elementary school. Do you:

a) Attempt to find the little girl that is clearly distraught at losing her pony?
b) Pretend not to notice and go for a doughnut?
c) Call in the bomb squad and vaporize the potential “pony of mass destruction”?

If you picked c, the Orlando PD would love to hear from you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hmcf1mHVoU

Hungover Owls

Steve — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:02:23 +0000

Owls are well known as the binge drinking frat boys of the nocturnal animal kingdom (raccoons can’t hold their liquor). At last a site is dedicated to their libertine ways. Enjoy the whole collection here.

Can’t…handle….the cuteness

Steve — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:30:05 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMeee9bgP8o

Just the skin, please

Steve — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:28:30 +0000

In the most inspired use of skin since Buffalo Bill, KFC is reportedly test marketing a new sandwich “The Skinwich”. I’m not 100% certain this is legit, but I certainly wouldn’t put it past KFC. Somewhere Xzibit is nodding approvingly…

Check out the full story and test locations here.

That poor poor goat

Steve — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:39:20 +0000

I Hate My Parents is a fantastic site dedicated to the photos that will traumatize kids in later life. Here’s a little sample. Billy is a bad word unscrambler.

Unicorns are jerks

Steve — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:57:52 +0000

At last, the truth about unicorns is exposed. See the full set.

The Great Panda Escape

Steve — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:21:32 +0000

Ok fellahs, we’re busting out. Ling Ling, you do something cute to distract the guards. Try rolling around or holding something with both paws. Paco, you’re gonna take out the door. Let’s do this thing people!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOY1JCZMA3A

Now that is a happy duck

Steve — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:42:30 +0000

I wish I could get this happy about stale bread. Well done, Mr. Duck. You’ve show us shown us the emptiness of our pursuit of physical things (and that ducks are pretty good dancers).

It’s a confusing morning

Steve — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:43:46 +0000

Good morning! It’s finally Friday at the end of a very long week, and I can hear what you’re all thinking out there, “Hey Steve, do you have any sort of video featuring a monkey riding a goat on a tightrope?” You bet I do! Tah dah!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODfNCouWB-4

Yeah, all my squirrels are custom

Steve — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:26:09 +0000

What is a squirrel’s natural state?

a) In a tree
b) Eating nuts
c) Mounted with a machine gun

If you chose C, we have a site for you. Rick’s Custom Squirrels is the single source for all of your custom squirrel needs. A sample for you: