Did you hear the one about the transvestite amateur plastic surgeon doing butt implants with Fix-a-Flat? No punchline, just a very irresponsible cross-dresser. Read all about it.
After almost a year of neglect, I’ve decided to revive my little blog here. You may all breathe a deep sigh of relief and go back about your business.
This is easily the worst Star Wars product ever. Actually, it’s the worst candy ever too. Excuse me while I go and try to unsee this.
I really like what folks are doing with tiny actions cams like the GoPro. A couple of the best I’ve seen lately.
I know we’re all concerned that our astrological signs (completely made up) have recently changed (to something else completely made up). Don’t fret, a handy guide has been prepared to help you find your new sign so that you can go on living with an absolute lack of accountability for the direction your life takes. Hurray!
Are yoooouuuu loooooosssst?
On second thought, let’s go with this guy.
Pop quiz for all of you potential police recruits. You encounter a toy horse adjacent to the local elementary school. Do you:
a) Attempt to find the little girl that is clearly distraught at losing her pony?
b) Pretend not to notice and go for a doughnut?
c) Call in the bomb squad and vaporize the potential “pony of mass destruction”?
If you picked c, the Orlando PD would love to hear from you.
Fake Science combines two of my favorite concepts: 50′s style infographics and blatantly wrong scientific concepts. Let the learning commence!
Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you I’m endlessly delighted by the antics of both dinosaurs and hipsters. At last the two have come together in their chocolate and peanut butter moment. Enjoy the whole set.
