If you’ve reached this page, you’re far too nosey.  How much depth did you really expect the About page of a site like this to have?!? 

Please Wash Hands is a complete waste of time operated by Wiley and Steve.  It is the repository for things that we think are funny on the web (turns out it’s way easier to post other people’s stuff with a little bit of commentary rather than create anything of our own).  If you have anything you’d like to see up on the site, send your suggestions to steve@pleasewashhands.com or wiley@pleasewashhands.com.