I can’t resist keeping the Google suggestion train moving. Here’s some more of what Google thinks we’re looking for.
Why can’t
- Why can’t I own a Canadian – A Canadian is a big responsibility. Remember what happened with the goldfish? Your mother ended up having to change his water and when you kept overfeeding him he died. I’m sorry, but I just don’t think you’re ready to take care of a Canadian yet.
Can a human
- Can a human get a dog pregnant – Oh my god!
- Can a human get pregnant from an animal – OH MY GOD! The thing that is really troubling from these two is that I’m not sure if they’re worried about it or trying to create some sort of mutant “man-imal”.
Will he
- Will he call – It’s a search engine, not a freakin’ magic 8-ball
- will hemorrhoids go away on their own – Only if you pray hard enough.
Barack Obama is
- Barack Obama is the antichrist – Wrong
- Barack Obama is a muslim – Wrong
- Barack Obama is a communist – Wrong
- Barack Obama is satan – Maybe
- Barack Obama is your new bicycle – Correct!
