Here’s a disturbing trend for you, “Star Wars Porn” is far and away the most popular search term driving traffic to Please Wash Hands. That’s a pretty good trick since we’ve never posted any actual Star Wars Porn. Perhaps even more interesting, the term is rapidly escalating in volume. I suspect that this is tied to the various sci-fi conventions that all seem to happen in the Spring (has to do with tides), when thousands of sci-fi dorks array themselves in their “finery” and swim furiously upstream in attempt to spawn with the few available females.
Anyway, I’m always up for pandering to the gods of search, so I thought we try to get some more of that Star Wars Porn traffic. Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present Star Wars double entendres!
- She had a very hairy wookie
- Gonna get up in that tauntaun
- Is that a Y-Wing in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- His exhaust shaft is two meters wide
- Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.
Hopefully this will result in some amount of coitus dorkus interuptus and more traffic for us. Alright, I’ll throw in one naughty Star Wars pic so you won’t feel cheated. You can see his whole Death Star (note: this is what my nightmares look like).
LOL ewwww. nerd porn.
Reminds me of all the “schwartz” jokes in Space Balls.
Dude, those boots make you look way taller than I remembered!
Nice pic!
there is also
“hurry up golden rod we haven’t got all day”
and
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside”
and thats just in the first like 30 minutes of empire