I never thought I’d see an officially sanctioned Star Wars production that would crap on my childhood more than the last three movies. I was so very wrong. Disneyworld thought it would be fun to turn Star Wars into a dance production. I haven’t seen anything this poorly conceived since somebody decided Carrie Fisher was plenty sober enough to sing the Life Day song. Sigh
Be sure to watch long enough to see Darth Vader bust out the Hammer Dance.
this is why I always say ‘nuke florida’ it is america’s wang afterall