It turns out that “Renaissance Faire Dork” is one of the most popular search terms leading to Please Wash Hands. Who am I to not give the people what they want? Here are the biggest renaissance faire dorks I could find. Enjoy.
LARP’ers (Live Action Role Players) are the saddest flavor of ren fair dork. At least this gaggle (flock? gang?) found each other. Lightning bolt!
I’ll see your lightning bolt and raise you a magic missile.
is he saying “lightening bolt”, or “white people.” sounds kinda ambiguous. Oh, and i love the faithfull adherence to archaic technology as mr. wizard in clip #2 summons his “magic missile” (his words–not mine) with a Bic lighter!
Battle of Hastings Re-enactment FAIL!