So I hooked up WordPress analytics to get an idea of how our magnificent creation here is getting used. There’s an interesting report in there that shows what searches terms have led people to Please Wash Hands. Some of these are great. I think this may become a recurring post. A few of my favorites:
- cold sore - I don’t think we wrote about this…
- shit on hands no wash - Sucks to be that guy’s keyboard
- really really cute pupppy pictures - I hope the guy from the last search didn’t pet them
- wife beater girl - That girl beat my wife!!
- hand in butt hole video - Because the still photos weren’t going to cut it?
- legos bible circumcision - I’m glad I’m not the only one that has Googled this
- hiccups fetish - Um…
So there you go. Judging from these, Google has a really weird notion of what Wiley and I have been up to. Well, I suppose we’ll have to go ahead and find a hand in butt hole video to put up. All you, Wiley.
you forgot these:
are guys gold chains lame,
macdonalds wash hands
if we look at each one as a question the answers are
YES
NO