From the massive amount of inheritance money that needs to be smuggled out to the obvious belief in witchcraft, I’m starting to think that I could really make a go of it in Nigeria. This article caught my eye and makes me really really happy.
Newspaper claims car thief transformed into a goat
LAGOS, Nigeria – One of Nigeria‘s biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him. [read more]

[...] force and the brother is a goat that allegedly used to be a car thief. The original capture story is here. Anyway, more details have come to light. The Nigerian police are detaining the goat pending [...]
[...] while back I covered one of my favorite news stories of all time: Newspaper claims car thief transformed into a goat. Then I came across the update that the goat was being held pending scientific review: “We cannot [...]